Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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