he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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