I wanna bring you to show and tell
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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