period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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