It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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