..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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