We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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