There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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