found the other keg... it's in the tree
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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