So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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