How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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