But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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