think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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