Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
