from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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