Three words: puerto rican gang bang
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Randomize
