In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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