We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
