i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Shame - the story of my life.
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