yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I think I just sharted jello shots
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