were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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