it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just pee around me
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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