never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Everclear isn't food dammit
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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