It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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