So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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