you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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