i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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