So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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