She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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