Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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