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sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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