my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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