you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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