ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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