Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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