Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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