Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We just shotgunned beers for America
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
