You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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