i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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