South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We are two peas in an std pod
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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