I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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