So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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