508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Come on in and take your pants off
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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