id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I can't put those talents on a resume
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
