I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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