Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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