we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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