oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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