And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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