Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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