There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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