How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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