we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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