i just had sex bonerless
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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