How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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