the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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